Mitsuya Cider present

Last week’s prize goes to filmtunes because everyone needs blog fodder from time to time and for teaching me a new word-lagniappe. (Send me your address and I’ll have the magnet in the mail to you right away.)

This week I am giving away a set of three Mitsuya cider glasses to whomever makes me laugh best before noon JST next Wednesday. This contest is not limited to comments, so you’re welcome to e-mail me something original (I really despise forwarded jokes) or even make me laugh in person.
For a prize this monumental, I’m expecting some good belly laughs. Bonus points if you make me snort loudly in public or spit coffee on my monitor.
These glasses are the classic, tiny Japanese water/beer glasses; they hold about 150 ml. Tod collected them over the winter when they were given away as a promotion for Mitsuya Cider’s 120th anniversary.