Cow or coward?

The Cow Parade has reached Tokyo. To be specific, it’s come to Marunouchi. There’s a lot of bovine weirdness along the corridor between my office and Tod’s.
One of Tod’s colleagues is convinced that these cows are going to explode tomorrow. They are all hollow fiberglass statues and would make mighty good places to hide bombs.
Should I worry? I have to be at the office tomorrow…
Something else to fear: a scientist (crack or crank, I’m not sure) is predicting that there will be a magnitude 7 earthquake in Tokyo within the next week. Maybe it’s a good time to get around to checking the earthquake supplies, even though I should have done that on 9/1, Disaster Preparedness Day.