Vitamin stockings

I couldn’t resist these pantyhose when I saw them in the store. They are enriched with amino acid and vitamin C. We dressed up to go out to dinner tonight and I slipped them on.
Do I feel any genkier? No, though the drinks I had with dinner went right to my head. Maybe vitamin C and amino acid is an alcohol catalyst.
I wondered if these health-impregnated pantyhose would give me a rash, but my legs seem to be unblemished.
The package shows that you can wash them and the vitamins stay in becasue they are “pro vitamins.” Amateurs always come out in the wash.
There are several ranges of pantyhose like these–some are fortified with specific vitamins, others claim to give you relaxation or superpowers or the ability to get through a difficult work day. All of them are aimed at female office workers. I wonder if we’ll soon see an equivalent product for men? Maybe vitamin Y-fronts.