Act 34

Jenn is doing a poet-in-residence program at Heights Terrace Elementary in the Hazleton Area school district where I when to school. Tomorrow she has two long sessions with 4th graders and I was going to go in and help her do renga, Japanese chained poetry, with them.
Only I don’t have an Act 34 clearance so I’m not allowed. Act 34’s basically a certificate from the police saying you don’t have a criminal record. I had one a long time ago when I was doing my student teaching and when I was certififed to teach here in PA, but it’s long expired.
I can understand Act 34 clearances for classroom teachers who have regular contact with the kids, but for guests? I suppose the public schools don’t let uncleared parents come in to volunteer. And they must not invite businessmen to speak or have famous people give presentations. That’s madness.
Yet another reason to dislike the US. My list is growing…