A la mode

“You should have some of those,” Tod has prompted several times now, pointing to various young women in tailored shorts. I’d call those ladies “well-heeled,” but they are all wearing boots and knee socks with their shorts.
Today I saw a woman whose boots were wider than her ass. I kid not. Her heavily fur-lined boots were folded over into cuffs, doubling their bulk around her calves. She was naturally bowlegged, so it didn’t mess up her gait too much. With the boots she wore tailored shorts, a wide gold lame belt and a fur jacket with several layers of pearl encrusted t-shirts underneath.
I think this season, my a la mode will have to be pie.