Time Cookies

Morinaga Time Cookie
These petite yogurt flavored cookies are filled with blackcurrant cream. They are tasty, but I cannot figure out why they are called Time Cookie. The copy on the package doesn’t say much. But TIME is a registered trademark…
I’ve eaten half the packet so far and no effect. Time’s not slowing down or speeding up. I haven’t seen any flashing clocks or countdowns in my peripheral vision. Well, I can only hope that the TARDIS will appear at the end of the week.