UltraSpread

A cream cheese and avocado spread from the kitchen of UltraBob and his UltraGirl in Zushi.
UltraSpread with Avocado
1/4 box of Philly cream cheese
1/2 tomato, diced
1 clove garlic, minced
1 avocado, peeled and chopped
cilantro, chopped
lemon juice
Cream all ingredients together until smooth and pale green, using lemon juice to adjust the consistency.
“Put it on some bread with other stuff and put it in your piehole. Make sounds of appreciation,” says UltraBob. “Would be really good with a chicken sandwich.”